(With apologies to Laura Joffe Numeroff)
IF you let grandma come for a visit,
she'll want to read to you.
And if you let her read to you,
she'll want to sing to you.
And if you let her sing to you,
she'll get very goofy.
And if she gets goofy,
she'll want to play with you.
And if you let her play with you,
she might bless you with some outside toys.
And if she blesses you with some outside toys,
she'll decide you need a sandbox.
And if she decides you need a sandbox,
she'll decide to build one.
And if she decides to build one,
she'll take you to your favorite place, the hardware store.
And if she takes you to the hardware store,
She'll get sand and wood and all manner of things.
And if she gets sand and wood and all manner of things,
then she'll ask daddy to build it.
And if daddy builds it,
she'll want you to play in it.
And if she wants you to play,
she'll take lots of pictures.
And if she takes lots of pictures,
she'll want to scrapbook them.
And if she scrapbooks them,
she'll have to come for another visit…